After this two week's lack of inspiration...I would like to write about something really interesting. (I hope it will be at least :) )
So, as you know I travel to home every week. This Friday I was full of baggage, because I had a lot to bring home. Before this Friday the bus was almost empty, but I had only a few packages with me. Yesterday it was a different situation: I had huge luggage and the bus was full of people, moreover I had to be standing until the half of the journey. But if I had had fewer things with me, there wouldn't have been so many people. Anyway, mass is always there when I have much luggage.
I was thinking about the things of life: was it a kind of conspiracy? I mean that the worst things happen to me when I don't really count on them. As I was thinking, several similar issues came into my mind. I want to enlist these Murphy's Laws. Some of them are funny and some of them are true. Enjoy! :)
- If anything can go wrong, it will.
- If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Everything takes longer than you think.
- If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
- A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
- The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
- If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
- After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
- No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
- Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
- Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
- In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
- Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
- Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.
- Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
- Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
- The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks.
- Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.
- Chaos always wins, because it's better organized.
- The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo.
- Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.
- In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.
- No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up. :D
4 comments:
It's great and most of the time it's true.:) I liked these statements.
I think most of them is true. I liked them because they are also funny. The best thing when something happens to you and you remember one of the Murphy Laws. And you laugh at yourself.:)
How plumb...
It is not too sentimental, but certainly watertight. This Murphy stuff seems to be thought-provoking, but you don't have too much time to waste, don't think about that.
Thank you for these funny moments. :)
I think these laws are not always true. Life goes its way as we want it to go. Circumstances might interrupt but our environment reflects us, or it's like the way we want it to look like. Murphy's laws are funny and, maybe, sometimes true but they are not always relevant to particular situations. Anyway, the entry was good! :)
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