After this two week's lack of inspiration...I would like to write about something really interesting. (I hope it will be at least :) )
So, as you know I travel to home every week. This Friday I was full of baggage, because I had a lot to bring home. Before this Friday the bus was almost empty, but I had only a few packages with me. Yesterday it was a different situation: I had huge luggage and the bus was full of people, moreover I had to be standing until the half of the journey. But if I had had fewer things with me, there wouldn't have been so many people. Anyway, mass is always there when I have much luggage.
I was thinking about the things of life: was it a kind of conspiracy? I mean that the worst things happen to me when I don't really count on them. As I was thinking, several similar issues came into my mind. I want to enlist these Murphy's Laws. Some of them are funny and some of them are true. Enjoy! :)
- If anything can go wrong, it will.
- If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Everything takes longer than you think.
- If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
- A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
- The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
- If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
- After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
- No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
- Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
- Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
- In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
- Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
- Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.
- Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
- Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
- The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks.
- Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.
- Chaos always wins, because it's better organized.
- The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo.
- Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.
- In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.
- No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up. :D